Published Saturday June 16, 2007
...we have 4 really nice new snares, and a bunch of old crappy drums. My center snare says I have to play one of the crap drums since I am the youngest member…
Published Saturday April 14, 2007
...a guy in our line who is very tall and muscular, not good looking, just tall and muscular. We call him the yeti. We even have a cadence that we improvised one day that kind of stuck…
Published Saturday March 17, 2007
...the drumline is really really good except for one snare drummer. this one snare drummer has no snare drum talent at all. the bassoonist in our band is better than him…
Published Saturday February 17, 2007
...i replaced my right hand with a cup of ranch dressing. At the time i though that this cosmetic surgery would be fantastic, but now i am seeing the downfalls. My sticks are all gross and getting rebound is almost impossible! What can i do?
Published Saturday December 16, 2006
...due to an incredible speech impediment, it is not possible to understand a word he says, but he never ceases to dazzle onlookers with his ability to rhythmically type up random facts and figures…
Published Sunday December 3, 2006
...I am auditioning for my school’s drumline tomorrow, and I don’t know how to read music. Can you help?