Bigfoot or Lost Tribe?
Catagory: world-drumline-news
Issue 1
The Great American Bigfoot Research Organization, lead by the world renowned Bigfoot researcher C. Thomas Biscardi, has begun a major expedition into the Klamath National Forest in Northern California. The group plans to investigate and potentially capture the elusive Bigfoot.
The recent rash of of Bigfoot sightings in the Klamath River area have peeked the interest of scholars outside the traditional Bigfoot research community. Among these is Dr. M. Hardimon, Professor of Drumology at the edrumline.com Percussion Correspondence School.
“I have taken a special interest in following Biscardi’s work in recent months,” says Professor Hardimon. “There are striking similarities between the accounts collected by Biscardi and the writing found in the, recently excavated, Ancient Drumline Texts.”
Northern California Locals claim to have seen groups of four to six Bigfoot like creatures walking in unison and making a great deal of noise. These creatures are said to make a pulsing sound with their voices. Some witnesses described this sound as being similar to that of the word “duck.”
“Those creatures walked like they’s was part of one of dem’dare marchin’ bands.” claimed, local care salesman, Fred Rogers. “Their da’gum legs was in perfect unison step. My grandson is a drummer for the Klamath High School band, and these hairy monsters could easily out march that boy.”
Hardimon told World Drumline News – e|drumline.com that the Bigfoot monsters local see are not Bigfoot’s at all, but instead members of a lost Ancient Drumming Tribe.
According to Hardimon, the ancient texts tell of a long lost tribe of drumliners. These drummers were the originators of the in step style of today’s marching musicians. While the ancient texts never clearly tell us what became of the tribe, Dr. Hardimon believes the creatures settled on the west coast of the United States.
Hardimon explained his theory to WDN, “It seems so simple. Ask yourself, how many of the great drumlines are found in places like New Mexico, Oklahoma, or even West Virginia? How many from California… Blue Devils, Santa Clara Vanguard, Velvet Knights, Impulse… certainly the ancients must have influence the activity in this part of the country.”
Hardimon plans to set up a meeting with Biscardi to discuss his theories.
World Drumline News and e|drumline.com will watch this story carefully.